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DISCLAIMER:
No bytes are harmed in the production of our websites.

We also don't test our websites on live animals.
(only 'cause they're too damn stupid to give us any good feedback).

We're absolutely 100% environmentally fuzzy.

Plus, 60 Minutes will never come pounding
at our front door, because you can:
shower
inhale
crash
inject
swallow
expose
or rub it all over yourself

plus
do damn near anything else with any of our websites...

...and it probably won't kill 'ya.

then again (says our lawyer-friend),

all bets are off:
if you die from doing anything that has anything to do with us at all, in any way,
anywhere, what-so-ever, anyhow,
(including legally anal-retentive stuff):

tough shit.
It ain't our fault. We told you. We educated you. We warned ya'.

(Man, don't even think about suing us, 'cause our lawyer is a 50-ish, five foot two black woman
who's a retired business law professor from Harvard
that cherishes the avocados we bring her
and only works on cases that classify as
"hell honey, that'd be fun to grind that
futha mucker into compost....i'm bored...... can i get involved?"

so there.

...and if you dive down this far...

(you're probably a lawyer, ain't ya...?)

Here's our final disclaimer:

If we EVER create a website...

...and it doesn't put money in our pockets, or food in our mouths...

.......we have absolutely no problem...

... taking it out...deep into the woods.....

....and shooting it.

So, you can forge ahead
(and quit scrolling down)

knowing full well,

that all the websites here at dub-dub-dub bradzimmerman dot com...

......can "hunt".

(and they're really, really good at it).

oh by the way, in case you need it or i asked you to find it, here's your IP number:.

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